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Vulgar Non-Sport Gets Collegiate
By Smaktakula Yesterday, I Was A Lazy Pile OF Guts, But Today, I Am An ATHLETE. College athletics hold a special place in American hearts. In many American backwaters too rural to support a...
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People Of Size Demand To Be Represented In Diabetes Commercials
By Smaktakula Seriously, They’re Upset. Anywhere you travel across this great land, you’re very nearly guaranteed to see obese people. Whether they’re wolfing down a score of Whoppers at Burger King or...
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Headlines 06.20.12
By Smaktakula Relax, Nobody’s Dead. They’re Talking About “Any Sensation Whatsoever.” In which we comment on today’s headlines, without reading the articles. If you’re like us, you instinctively...
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Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula Who Reads This, Really? That’s An Awful Lot Of Words. In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t...
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Best of Headlines II
By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. We’ll Try Not To Let It Go To Waste. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the...
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Headlines 08.16.12
By Smaktakula If We Can No Longer Trust The Krauts To Be Racially Sensitive, What Hope Is Left? In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better...
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Headlines 10.02.12
By Smaktakula See, Folks? Scientists Aren’t Any Smarter Than You Are, And Apparently Get Laid About As Frequently. *** In which we opine on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the...
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Headlines 11.02.12
By Smaktakula Yeah, That’s Pretty Damn Easy For You To Say, But Real People Are Affected By This Tragedy. For One Thing, The Guy Who Lives There Owes Us $13.75! In which we showcase our unparalleled...
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Suck It, Las Vegas!
By Tardsie We Took A Road Trip To Las Vegas! Don’t Worry, My Wife Drove. My wife and I recently got back from Las Vegas, where we saw the Killers in concert on Friday night. It was an awesome,...
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Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
By Smaktakula This One Practically Writes Itself, Which Is Good, Because Mocking This Wretch Would Be Like Stealing Lunch Money From A Down Syndrome Kid. In which we champion the twin virtues of...
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